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Aion Just Jumped the Shark

A sampling of their new cash shop:

Must... pre-empt... Governator...


We demand the re-instatement of Plumpy into Candyland. All your lollipops are belong to us until Plumpy returns to his rightful place of encouraging childhood obesity. With plums.


Get it? Mellin?

 

There's a Star Wars game coming out, you say....

And my personal favorite…

Good angels get a halo. Bad angels get a fucking chainsaw. What now, fool?

Yes, that’s a chainsaw. An angel wielding a chainsaw.

Can you at least train Logging with it?

I haven’t played the game in a long time due to the let-down that was the Abyss. Tell me, is this the cash shop of a game doing well? If you love the game, I’m happy for you. But for a game who took itself so seriously a year ago, this kind of yells “to hell with it, boys, let’s burn this sucker down.”

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