A sampling of their new cash shop:
Must... pre-empt... Governator...
We demand the re-instatement of Plumpy into Candyland. All your lollipops are belong to us until Plumpy returns to his rightful place of encouraging childhood obesity. With plums.
Get it? Mellin?
There's a Star Wars game coming out, you say....
And my personal favorite…
Good angels get a halo. Bad angels get a fucking chainsaw. What now, fool?
Yes, that’s a chainsaw. An angel wielding a chainsaw.
Can you at least train Logging with it?
I haven’t played the game in a long time due to the let-down that was the Abyss. Tell me, is this the cash shop of a game doing well? If you love the game, I’m happy for you. But for a game who took itself so seriously a year ago, this kind of yells “to hell with it, boys, let’s burn this sucker down.”
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