… well, the scammers did anyways.
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And they were so close too. If only Blizzard hired people who quit grammar class in the fourth grade. But, if we can be serious for a moment, what is with all of the floating commas? It seems like EVERY scam email I get refuses to put the commas by the actual words. Commas are not solitary creatures, gold sellers! They must mate with proper words to survive! Save the comma, proof-read your bait letters!
It’s also kind of funny that they chose to register batt1e.org instead of batt1e.net. Maybe another gold farm already bought it. Damn cyber-squatters.
True story, I’ve seen worse than this in upper level writing courses… from English majors. Seriously.
But, remember, they’ll give you mounts.
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